i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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