If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i dont even know how to be here
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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