Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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