Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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