i don't like sucking hair
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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