in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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