Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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