You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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