I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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