Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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