Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
whose ass print is on the piano?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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