Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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