Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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