So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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