me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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