We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
this hospital has no fireball
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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