Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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