she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
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i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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