i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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