i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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