He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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