That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
kristin has been a bad kristin
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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