did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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