HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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