In the future we'll all be gay
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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