I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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