You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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