then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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