i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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