I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
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I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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