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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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