Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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