i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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