i just wanna soil my oats bro
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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