I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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