Me too!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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