The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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