im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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