I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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