I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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