Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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