how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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