How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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