Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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