how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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