Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You are the jesus of drinking
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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