Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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