i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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