I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Is it because I queefed?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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