just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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