Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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