just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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