So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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