he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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