My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
now i know why i became what i already was.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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