Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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