Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
your like the ambassador to my penis.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm bleeding and have questions
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